So home I went
And then I found some stuff on 3d modeling programs
And I was like "What if this was it!? What if this was the thing!? I could stop searching down reference pictures and stock images and wondering about lighting angles and shading!!!11! OMG. OMG. O. M. G. I NEED THIS THIS COULD CHANGE EVERYTHING"
So then I spent a good 4+ hours waiting for it to download.
Only to discover I can't make it work.
And I give up.
So back to the drawing board, I guess.